Side affects from Viagra got you worried? Don't want a headache when she finally doesn't have one? Don't want an upset belly when your bouncing on hers? Afraid of going blind while you're trying to go blind?

Well, Italian researchers at the University of Milan think they may have found the answer. The team began looking into alternatives and studying plants that reputedly boost sexual performance. They landed upon an ancient Chinese herbal remedy that has long held a firm reputation as an aphrodisiac. They believe they have synthesized a new molecule from the plant that may one day replace Viagra. The herb they found, Horny Goat Weed, yep this one was obviously well named, maybe the natural Viagra and someday replace it altogether. The side effects are less and apparently it works, how can a billion Chinese be wrong?
I'm just curious how it has taken so long to get around to looking at this plant. I mean, Damn, the word Horny is right in the name. How many books about herbs did the researchers have to go through before they thought, Hey maybe this one works? I'm not a scientist or researcher but it seems pretty obvious to me. It couldn't be more obvious if the plant was called Give Ya Boner. But like I said, I'm not a scientist, I would have never thought of looking to the most populous country in the world and thought "Hey maybe they know something we don't." I'm pretty sure you don't jack your population that high just cause there's nothing good on TV. Like I said I'm not a scientist, so good work Milan.

Well I could keep this up for hours, but I won't. The subject is just too soft and the jokes are going to start to get flaccid.

So all you ED sufferers don't be so hard on yourselves and just head over to your health food store and grab some Horny Goat Weed.


On a side note, upon hearing this news Obama and Mccain have both started planting large crops of Goat Weed to help in the coming erection.

2 comments

  1. Sharpodue // September 30, 2008 at 4:58 PM  

    brilliant, loving the subtle erection jokes.

    Really enjoyable, I will be returning.

  2. Hansgonsolo // October 2, 2008 at 8:51 AM  

    Thank you, I aim to please
    spread the word LOL