tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-434712931066332826Tue, 13 Oct 2009 19:42:05 +0000News, Commentary, Opinions and Stories from a Not So Stable Mind.http://totalpiffle.blogspot.com/noreply@blogger.com (Hansgonsolo)Blogger25125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-434712931066332826.post-7100652575074691322Fri, 30 Jan 2009 21:02:00 +00002009-02-01T07:28:17.816-08:00lolphoto bombfunnyPhotbombing is the fine art of intentionally screwing up someones precious moments caught on film, below is a fine example of a photo that won't make it into the album.http://totalpiffle.blogspot.com/2009/01/bombs-away.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Hansgonsolo)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-434712931066332826.post-6911148255962388774Fri, 30 Jan 2009 20:52:00 +00002009-01-30T12:56:41.209-08:00dogphoto bombfunnyNew Digital Camera - $300.00Getting Bastard Children to Pose Nicely - One Nintendo WiiDogs Deciding to Screw During Photo Shoot - Pricelesshttp://totalpiffle.blogspot.com/2009/01/dog-bomb.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Hansgonsolo)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-434712931066332826.post-8434393861897697975Thu, 29 Jan 2009 16:09:00 +00002009-01-29T08:23:59.103-08:00lolphonemax paincell phoneouchUrgent - Very important!!!DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY WITH FLIP PHONES!A new study has revealed that flip phones have caused very serious side effects to the reproductive development of young children. As the photo below shows, it can also lead to localized pain and discomfort. http://totalpiffle.blogspot.com/2009/01/warning-cell-phone-hazard.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Hansgonsolo)1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-434712931066332826.post-8608962914674927727Sat, 18 Oct 2008 15:03:00 +00002008-10-18T08:05:50.394-07:00I Think This Is What She Meant.http://totalpiffle.blogspot.com/2008/10/mom-always-said-never-take-candy-from.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Hansgonsolo)1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-434712931066332826.post-169556449608732913Fri, 17 Oct 2008 20:30:00 +00002008-10-17T13:31:53.728-07:00presidentzombieObamaMccainstrokevotehttp://totalpiffle.blogspot.com/2008/10/and-which-one-are-you-voting-for.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Hansgonsolo)2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-434712931066332826.post-2208290398934745645Fri, 17 Oct 2008 12:58:00 +00002008-10-17T07:00:41.044-07:00brokerichcreditpooreconomyEarlier in the week, Monday and Tuesday to be exact, I spent most of my day watching the stock market on TV. Up until Monday, I thought Ron Paulson was the dry witted comedian from Laugh In. Now I know he's the dry witted comedian in charge of the US economy. I watched as the market went up, then down, then up, then down. Holding a bucket in front of me in case of emergency due to the motion http://totalpiffle.blogspot.com/2008/10/economy-and-me.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Hansgonsolo)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-434712931066332826.post-4395379863105607270Tue, 14 Oct 2008 21:20:00 +00002008-10-14T14:22:51.261-07:00 http://totalpiffle.blogspot.com/2008/10/whooops.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Hansgonsolo)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-434712931066332826.post-7727849565568293393Mon, 13 Oct 2008 13:47:00 +00002008-10-13T07:06:08.480-07:00roosterdirtypriestjokefunnymencatholocismcatholicchickensThe priest in a small Irish village loved the rooster and ten hens hekept in the hen house behind the church. One Sunday morning, before mass, he went to feed the birds and discovered that the cock was missing. He knew about cock fights in the village, so he questioned hisparishioners in church. During mass, he asked the congregation, 'Has anybody got a cock?'All the men stood up. 'No, no,' he http://totalpiffle.blogspot.com/2008/10/missing-rooster.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Hansgonsolo)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-434712931066332826.post-6610474514319447625Sat, 11 Oct 2008 15:28:00 +00002008-10-11T09:35:30.600-07:00farthumorfunnyoddgasimpossiblefartsstrangeLooking through some old papers, I happened across an old phone number for an old girlfriend. I haven't seen her in years, if it was any other number I might have been curious as to what she was doing now and whether or not she was still hot, not this time. Upon seeing the name and number the first thing that came to mind was " I wonder if she's farted yet?". I dated the woman in question for http://totalpiffle.blogspot.com/2008/10/girl-who-never-farted.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Hansgonsolo)4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-434712931066332826.post-6670179988838288104Fri, 10 Oct 2008 15:10:00 +00002008-10-10T08:52:10.198-07:00profitmugcrimerobberyhumormugginfunnydumbassstupidityhumorousThere's really not much I can add to this one, so let's see what you guys have to say. Here's the story, Police in Detroit were called to the scene of a botched strong armed robbery, that's a mugging in case you didn't know. Prior to the police arrival, a robber approached a 36 year old man and demand money. The victim then handed over his cash, $50. The robber then turned to flee with his ill http://totalpiffle.blogspot.com/2008/10/this-one-writes-itself.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Hansgonsolo)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-434712931066332826.post-3154278967837458709Fri, 10 Oct 2008 14:39:00 +00002008-10-10T08:01:24.659-07:00cambodiadivorceridiculousfunnymarriageamericaA Cambodian couple recently finalized their divorce after 18 years of marriage. Divorce while not newsworthy in the US, unless your name is Britney Spears or Liz Taylor, we have nothing on this one. The husband, 42-year-old Moeun Sarim, and wife, 35-year-old Vat Navy (which navy,Vat Navy, Vat one over there)split over the husbands suspicions of his wife's infidelity with a local police officer. http://totalpiffle.blogspot.com/2008/10/and-you-think-your-divorce-sucked.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Hansgonsolo)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-434712931066332826.post-4564732564636190352Fri, 10 Oct 2008 14:22:00 +00002008-10-10T08:51:06.605-07:00sarcasmhumorweatherfunnyautumnhttp://totalpiffle.blogspot.com/2008/10/meteorologist-says-worst-autumn-ever.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Hansgonsolo)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-434712931066332826.post-2522049183136240411Wed, 08 Oct 2008 22:08:00 +00002008-10-09T06:37:00.191-07:00jennifer love hewittcheryl burkepaparazzioverweightsocietygossipcelebrityobeseweightfatamericaMy morning ritual consist of getting up, making coffee and having a smoke. While I wait for the coffee to brew I usually watch SportsCenter to catch up on scores while I read the news on the web. This morning was a little different, for some reason instead of SportsCenter I decided to watch Good Morning America. Usually I don't pay too much attention to the show but this morning was different. http://totalpiffle.blogspot.com/2008/10/celebrities-weight-and-society.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Hansgonsolo)2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-434712931066332826.post-3039873193010540365Wed, 08 Oct 2008 16:48:00 +00002008-10-08T10:34:06.625-07:00guinessrecordodddifferentworld recordsstrangeCruising the web I happened across a bunch of videos from a European TV show. The show had contestants trying to break records to get into the Guiness Book of World Records. Most of the videos were of people doing athletic type stuff. One guy tried breaking the record for spinning a soccer ball on his foot. Another, tried to break the record for the most front side ollies on a skateboard, I http://totalpiffle.blogspot.com/2008/10/what-would-you-do-to-get-world-record.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Hansgonsolo)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-434712931066332826.post-1671343845268122179Tue, 07 Oct 2008 18:47:00 +00002008-10-07T11:57:59.654-07:00http://totalpiffle.blogspot.com/2008/10/this-one-speaks-for-itself.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Hansgonsolo)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-434712931066332826.post-6078671328666124523Tue, 07 Oct 2008 14:09:00 +00002008-10-07T12:17:04.645-07:00jailojfinallysimpsonfootballoj simpsontrialprisonI swore I wouldn't touch this one with a ten foot pole. But after seeing that no one else has really touched it, I felt someone needed to bring some attention to it and who better than me. In a turn of the Karma screw, thirteen years to the day it appears O.J. Simpson will be spending the rest of his life in prison. After being acquitted of the murders of his ex-wife, Nicole Brown, and Ron http://totalpiffle.blogspot.com/2008/10/oj-simpson-from-runingback-to-tightend.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Hansgonsolo)2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-434712931066332826.post-2363997755213064162Thu, 02 Oct 2008 13:07:00 +00002008-10-05T06:56:02.229-07:00thank youhumorgasdumbasstheftstupiditysiphonTo all of the idiots, morons, numskulls, chuckle heads and dumb asses in the world, Thank you. I mean that with all sincerity and heart felt love I can muster. You serve as an example to the rest of the world. You and your never ending run of ineptitude provide myself and the world with perfect examples of what can happen when your brain cell count drops below ten. You leave us laughing and http://totalpiffle.blogspot.com/2008/10/gas-fumes-and-matches.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Hansgonsolo)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-434712931066332826.post-2780171631089574962Wed, 01 Oct 2008 14:20:00 +00002008-10-05T06:55:09.154-07:00milkice creamboobiesbreast milkcowsPETABen and JerryanimalsThe world, mainly the people in it never cease to amaze me. Not with their intelligence, not their generosity or humanity. Those are admirable and worth noting but unfortunately, I tend to notice the stupid and ridiculous. Never in my wildest imagination could I have ever foreseen such a thing as this being said and made public with so much pride.PETA, People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals,http://totalpiffle.blogspot.com/2008/10/ben-and-jerry-peta-boobies-and-ice.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Hansgonsolo)5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-434712931066332826.post-981174867474742504Tue, 30 Sep 2008 14:43:00 +00002008-10-05T06:52:59.183-07:00impotenceviagrasexherbal remedyerectile dysfunctionherbsitalyhorny goat weedchinaedSide affects from Viagra got you worried? Don't want a headache when she finally doesn't have one? Don't want an upset belly when your bouncing on hers? Afraid of going blind while you're trying to go blind?Well, Italian researchers at the University of Milan think they may have found the answer. The team began looking into alternatives and studying plants that reputedly boost sexual performance.http://totalpiffle.blogspot.com/2008/09/erectile-dysfunction-got-you-down.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Hansgonsolo)2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-434712931066332826.post-2610771257501165820Mon, 29 Sep 2008 14:47:00 +00002008-10-05T06:52:25.149-07:00hollywoodmoviestvbroadwayCreativity is dead, complacency is alive and well. I originally thought it was a figment of my imagination, maybe a flashback from some bad acid. Oh, if only it was. It started out innocently enough, I was looking for information on James Freys new novel, you know James Frey, produced a work of fiction, tried passing it off as truth, gave tons of people hope, got ripped a new one by Oprah and http://totalpiffle.blogspot.com/2008/09/death-of-creativity.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Hansgonsolo)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-434712931066332826.post-4550008738266323804Wed, 24 Sep 2008 14:26:00 +00002008-10-05T06:50:33.437-07:00presidentObamaMccainchangecongresssenateThe presidential election is right around the corner. The voters last bad decision is on his way out and over the next four years we will find out if our decision making process has gotten any better. Gazing into my crystal ball and looking ahead, I would have to say not a friggin chance. The economy is in shambles. The price of a barrel of oil continues to climb. The housing market is totaled. http://totalpiffle.blogspot.com/2008/09/obama-mccain-and-more-of-same.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Hansgonsolo)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-434712931066332826.post-5578325882556226180Wed, 17 Sep 2008 12:34:00 +00002008-10-05T06:49:47.345-07:00kidsps3wiiplay stationvideo gamesplaystationsurveyxboxResults just released Tuesday from a survey done by the Pew Internet & American Life Project says 97 percent of American kids play video games. The survey was done over the phone over a four month period and was comprised of roughly 1100 kids ages 12 to 17. This only goes to show how important and big a part of our culture games are and also falls into the no shit category of useless information.http://totalpiffle.blogspot.com/2008/09/survey-says-97-of-kids-are-gamers.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Hansgonsolo)1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-434712931066332826.post-7943041977192290960Tue, 16 Sep 2008 16:14:00 +00002008-10-05T06:48:31.523-07:00mark wahlbergvideo game moviemoviesvideo gamesmax paynemax painIn 1993, us gamers got our first glimpse at what hollywood thought of us and it was a punch right in the man business. Buena Vista Pictures along with video game giant, Nintendo, released Super Mario Brothers (The Movie). Nintendo had unleashed the video game upon an unsuspecting world almost ten years earlier and it took the world by storm. Countless hours, days and months were given up trying http://totalpiffle.blogspot.com/2008/09/to-adapt-or-not-will-max-payne-be.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Hansgonsolo)1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-434712931066332826.post-305941041604585042Thu, 11 Sep 2008 14:45:00 +00002008-10-05T06:46:14.734-07:00That’s right kiddies, there is finally something to free you from those long hours of boredom playing Madden 09 or leveling your Druid in Warcraft. Who needs that when you can get ready for the SATs by playing Aspyr Media Inc.'s "futureU" PC game or Ubisofts “ My SAT Coach” on your DS. That’s right for thirty bucks you and your friends can spend countless hours taking over 2000 practice questionshttp://totalpiffle.blogspot.com/2008/09/hey-kids-play-that-cool-sat-game-yet.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Hansgonsolo)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-434712931066332826.post-5039196228085156390Mon, 08 Sep 2008 19:43:00 +00002008-10-05T06:45:29.234-07:00Well, honestly I thought it would take me a little longer to find something worth flushing but it only took mere seconds. Upon a quick look through the news on yahoo, I found a piffle gem.It appears a man in Texas rolled into a local seven eleven, brandishing a baseball bat and knife he proceeded to beat the piss out of the register until it popped open. He then proceeded to grab up ten (10) http://totalpiffle.blogspot.com/2008/09/that-didnt-take-long.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Hansgonsolo)0